(THIS HAS BEEN EDITED TO REMOVE THE MOST OFFENSIVE, IF YOU CAN BELIEVE THAT!)
REPEAT AFTER ME-
ONE THOUSAND MORE TIMES THAN SHOWN HERE:
I will never complain about MY kids again .
I will never complain about MY kids again ...
I will never complain about MY kids again
I will never complain about MY kids again ..
I will never complain about MY kids again
I will never complain about MY kids again ...
I will never complain about MY kids again .
I will never complain about MY kids again ...
I will never complain about MY kids again .
I will never complain about MY kids again ...
I will never complain about M Y kids again .
I will never complain about MY kids again ...
I will never complain about MY kids again .
I will never complain about MY kids again ...
I will never complain about MY kids again .
I will never complain about MY kids again ...
I will never complain about MY kids again .
I will never complain about MY kids again ...
I will never complain about MY kids again .
I will never complain about MY kids again ...