You might be a Leprechaun if...
* You snicker uncontrollably all through "Darby O'Gill And The Little People."
* Their record collection is stocked only with very short artists -- Paula Abdul, Sheena Easton, Prince, Phil Collins.
* You get jumpy every time friends ask you if you can cover them for lunch.
* When you see a rainbow, you get a greedy little look in your eye. (Arrrr, there's me pot o' gold!)
* In your cupboard -- nothing but Lucky Charms cereal.
* Every time you get your paycheck, you convert it into gold coins and bury it somewhere.
* You insist on dancing a jig on your way to work each morning to the embarrassment of all your friends.
* You've been under a rock for the past few years.
* You just despise fairies. ("Wing Envy" if you ask me!)
* You try to pick up women by saying "Ah, lassie, you have dazzling kneecaps, you do."
* When drunk, you discourse endlessly on shoes, and annoy folks by saying things like "How can ye not know what a grommet is, lad? You're wearing several on yer feet! What are ye, dumb?"
* Around St. Patrick's Day, you stock up on Shamrock Shakes at McDonald's.
* When you say something is "magically delicious," it really is.
And the number one way you can tell
you might be a Leprechaun:
* You're three feet tall, Irish, have red hair, cuss, drink and wear green a lot!
